And what are we up to today?
Blog Tour Giveaway Winners!
Congratulations to Carly Rose, who won a free copy of One Door Closes, and arella, who won a gift certificate to Amazon!
Thank you to everyone who entered the giveaway. ^_^ Your support is amazing. Happy reading!
The Comment Hall of Fame
Let's get this going right.
The Hall of Fame: responses to the news about One Door Closes and subscribing to the newsletter:
Best Use of Imagery
"My lady, I humbly accept your invitation with the most profound sincerity and gratitude. Madam author, I shall await your future works of literature with much titillating anticipation, like that of a bull moose in the early whisper of spring awaiting a female. Or that of a Wal-Mart shopper on payday waiting for his meth dealer to call him back. Magnanimously, Your loyal supporter"
"Dear pretentious author aka Mz. Lindsey, I stumbled upon your site by chance, or maybe just bad luck, and I just have to say this: you are my new least favorite author. I can't wait to send you hate letter after hate letter detailing everything that I think is wrong with your books and your website. The appalling forest scene (who needs trees, anyway?) and the egregious cursive. My eyes are watering as I type this. And no, to answer your dismal question, I do NOT want to be a part of your "newsletter." Sincerely, your least favorite fan"
(J, you are my favorite troll... ^_^)
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Title selection: check and check!
Ladies and gents, it's official: My novella is titled One Door Closes, the first book in the Secrets of Neverwood series.
It's very nice indeed to have this aspect settled! Naturally, the only thing to do now is to post the list of reject titles for the three books in the series.
(This first list taken from textual samples of Book One)
"Some Inroad Somewhere"
"Geese Passing Overhead"
"Rebalanced and Replaced"
"Frank Lloyd Wright It Up!"
"Nameless Male Coworker"
"Feeding the Horde"
"An Electrician Upstairs and a Carpenter Out Back" (you know, I'd really like to offer an innuendo here. Really.)
"Baby's First Loan"
"The Bitter Mouthful" (Oh my GOD.)
"Small Town Mentality"
"All the Dirty Laundry"
"Just a Boy on a Porch"
"This Stupid Town"
"A Giant Hole" (Yes. We went there. Of course.)
"The Spurs of his Pelvis" (No, seriously. I think this one will work.)
"A Steady Knocking"
"Bags of Carrots"
(and because I am just crammed full of BS on a good day...)
"The House on Audrey Corner"
"When Calvin Met Danny"
"Getting to Know You"
"The Lost Finger" (I might have just spit my drink all over my computer)
"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Financial Institution"
"House on Haunted Hill: Mama's Revenge" (starring Jessica Chastain, obviously)
"The House That Was (Re)Possessed"
"American Horror Story: By Blood or By Right" (Season 4)
"Eric Files a Lawsuit"
"Unhappy Teenagers (and Other Tragedies)"
"How Danny Got His Yoo-Hoo Back"
...and of course...
"Calvin Honestly Doesn't Know What to Do With That"
Hello! My name is Grete and welcome to my writing blog! I am a writer or romance, horror, and general observation