And what are we up to today?
Ladies and gents, it's official: My novella is titled One Door Closes, the first book in the Secrets of Neverwood series.
It's very nice indeed to have this aspect settled! Naturally, the only thing to do now is to post the list of reject titles for the three books in the series.
(This first list taken from textual samples of Book One)
"Some Inroad Somewhere"
"Geese Passing Overhead"
"Rebalanced and Replaced"
"Frank Lloyd Wright It Up!"
"Nameless Male Coworker"
"Feeding the Horde"
"An Electrician Upstairs and a Carpenter Out Back" (you know, I'd really like to offer an innuendo here. Really.)
"Baby's First Loan"
"The Bitter Mouthful" (Oh my GOD.)
"Small Town Mentality"
"All the Dirty Laundry"
"Just a Boy on a Porch"
"This Stupid Town"
"A Giant Hole" (Yes. We went there. Of course.)
"The Spurs of his Pelvis" (No, seriously. I think this one will work.)
"A Steady Knocking"
"Bags of Carrots"
(and because I am just crammed full of BS on a good day...)
"The House on Audrey Corner"
"When Calvin Met Danny"
"Naming Glenna" (WOW, this is so inappropriate...)
"Getting to Know You"
"The Lost Finger" (I might have just spit my drink all over my computer)
"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Financial Institution"
"House on Haunted Hill: Mama's Revenge" (starring Jessica Chastain, obviously)
"The House That Was (Re)Possessed"
"American Horror Story: By Blood or By Right" (Season 4)
"Eric Files a Lawsuit"
"Unhappy Teenagers (and Other Tragedies)"
"How Danny Got His Yoo-Hoo Back"
...and of course...
"Calvin Honestly Doesn't Know What to Do With That"
Hello! My name is Grete and welcome to my writing blog! I am a writer or romance, horror, and general observation