Concerned Citizen: Why do you have to change the comics?
Me: Uh, all those comics you used to read? Are staying the same. As in, not changing. As in, No Difference. As in, THERE WILL BE NO EDITS PERFORMED BY ANY EDITORS ANYWHERE.
Concerned Citizen: How could you do this? Think of the children!
Me: We are. You're the one who's making them think Captain America with a boyfriend is a bad thing.
Concerned Citizen: You can't just negate his relationship with Peggy Carter by making him gay!
Me: So your current relationship has officially wiped all your previous relationships from existence? That's impressive, I can think of a few friends who'd like to learn that trick...
Concerned Citizen: I said, YOU CAN'T JUST NEGATE HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH PEGGY CARTER BY MAKING HIM GAY.
Me: Who said he was gay? Going with girls AND guys, who may or may not be cisgendered themselves, that's not gay. Get a dictionary and stop thinking in binaries.
Concerned Citizen: I have logged onto social media and thus will now cease to think critically. Boop boop beep boop byooooop.
Me: Yeah, same o'l, same ol'.